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Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
12:54 am
Just felt the need to post something on Live Journal, even though I care virtually nothing about this website anymore.
Friday, October 20th, 2006
6:38 pm
Fuck a candygram!


Current Mood: Urgent
Thursday, October 12th, 2006
4:17 am
Canadian Robin Hoodism
Words simply cannot express the overwhelming gratitude I feel for the 23 cents in interest RBC Centura blessed me with this month on my savings account. God bless you, Royal Bank of Canada!

For good measure, here's a Google image search result for "overcome with emotion."

Monday, September 4th, 2006
11:10 pm
Agassi Corleone
Looka what they done to my boya, Santino!

Friday, September 1st, 2006
10:43 pm
DISCOUNT DELIRIUM
Hooters is having a KILLER takeout special where you buy 50 wings, and they actually give you a FREE 2-liter bottle of PEPSI!!!!

If the deal enough isn't enough to excite all of you about this, my use of ALL CAPS should be.
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006
9:41 pm
More zebra, more lion
I seriously forgot how fucking delicious animal crackers are.
Saturday, August 19th, 2006
6:36 pm
So he's NOT a heartless asshole
The IMDB biography for Frank Oz includes this shocking factoid that no one could have ever predicted:

"Attended Jim Henson's funeral."
12:46 pm
Signs of progress
From an inspiring story about LA's only country music station, which recently changed its format very abruptly ...

"The host of the midmorning show, Shawn Parr, said he was told just after he started his shift that the station would be changing styles. He queued up Keith Urban's "Tonight I Wanna Cry" at 10:18 a.m., which segued into the Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" seven minutes later. Then he left the air."
Monday, August 14th, 2006
12:45 pm
He gave his life, so that we might hear Bananarama
Every Sunday morning, Charlotte's modern rock station spins obscure 80s songs in a program known as "Resurrection Sunday."
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
9:47 pm
No one will end up reading this
Big news everybody! On circuitcity.com, the Apple 30GB Special Edition U2 iPod with Video is no longer $329.99. That's right, baby! That shit has been reduced to $326.99! I may just fuckin' buy FOUR a' those mutha fuckas!
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
10:59 pm
These three are the best of friends
And the winner of the 2006 Nobel Peace Prize in the category of Medical Benefits Booklet Cover goes to ... Freedom Communications Inc.!
Sunday, May 28th, 2006
11:07 am
I did it all for the Derby
After what felt like 56 1/2 hours of viewing time, which was in fact only about 2 hours and 18 minutes of viewing time, I have finally finished watching the movie "Seabiscuit."

According to IMDB, a sequel is already filmed. Marking the major motion picture debut of Fred Durst, it will be entitled, "Seabizkit 2: The Nookie."

Current Mood: Suprisingly, not hungover
Sunday, May 14th, 2006
7:46 pm
A black version of a good movie
On the Netflix DVD sleeve for "Hotel Rwanda," the movie description at first sucks you in with powerful, dramatic and inspiring prose, before wrapping up its summary with a strange and somehow belittling climax:

"Amid the holocaust of internecine tribal fighting in Rwanda that sees the savage butchering of hundreds of thousands of men, women and children, one ordinary man (Oscar nominee Don Cheadle) musters the courage to save more than 1,000 helpless refugees by sheltering them in the hotel he manages. Sophie Okonedo, Nick Nolte and Joaquin Phoenix co-star in this powerful film, which is sort of an African version of Schindler's List.
Saturday, April 1st, 2006
3:48 pm
Friday, March 31st, 2006
6:54 pm
Who needs genitals?
Sounds like these guys were having a ball!
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
12:38 am
Hot summer sex tips!
With temperatures rising and summer drawing closer, the minds of men and women everywhere are tuning in to one goal, and one goal only: Getting laid on the beach. While it's something many dream of doing, few are actually able to make it happen. But there are a couple of tried and true tips to follow if you really want to close that deal.

First, provide a little mood music and some hors d'oeuvres to get your date into the mood. Surf Punks and Cheetos are always a nice mix.



Next, never be afraid to let your passions get the best of you. Go with the moment, even if it means massaging your body with cigarette butt-laden sand.



Finally, when lust consumes your every being, allow the fire in your loins to sweep you into new, retarded realms.

Monday, March 27th, 2006
6:52 pm
Estoy demostrando como un fucker de la madre
My walkout today seemed to raise no eyebrows and did not produce the self-inflating, standing ovation from co-workers I had hoped for. Therefore, I will advertise my curiously no-sided position on new immigration laws by overtly and defiantly ordering Mexican food for dinner tonight.

Current Mood: infuriated
3:26 pm
I've had enough
I, too, shall take a stand on the immigration rights issue today by walking out of work at 5 p.m.

Current Mood: enraged
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
9:19 am
Tank my ride
I've decided I'm going to replace all my car windows with concrete, except for a thin, nuclear-bunker-like strip of glass in the windshield that enables me to see the road, but prevents crackhead crooks from getting their dirty hands through.
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
12:10 pm
Crime sux
It's never good when a cop is banging on your door at 7:15 a.m.

"Do you drive a white Honda Accord, sir? Your car was broken into last night."

Passenger side window shattered. Alpine stereo ripped out of the dash, breaking the plastic. Glove compartment and center console rummaged through, leaving my shit all over the floor and seats, surrounded by shards of glass. And a pair of sunglasses stolen for good measure.

$175 to fix the window today. $250 for a replacement stereo. And who knows how much more to fix the dash. Bye-bye tax return.

Current Mood: jubilant
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